May 2007
2 posts
“The thing you have to understand about Boston is that it was designed for...”
– iabervon, on the xkcd forums
April 2007
10 posts
Mea suspendo currus congri plena est. →
“How bad is that sculpture, anyway? Is it the marble equivalent of Vogon Poetry?”
– The Ferrett
“(*(&main+1))();”
– Alex Grant
Viking
Kate: I feel proud of myself. I viked tonight.
Me: Yay!
Me: "Vike" is a great verb.
Kate: it really is, isn't it? I told my dad that I was going to go vike, and he asked "so are you going to trade amber in the Baltic? or join as a mercenary in Constantinople? or just pillage and burn a Northumbrian monastery?"
Me: Max hasn't updated Fohku in...
Max: A couple months... well, more like half a year.
Laura: Um...
Max: A couple as in six.
Me: Two and six generally aren't the same number.
Alex: Wait, would that be like a love hexagon?
Laura: That would be a love n-gon.
Me: Um, I think it's called an orgy.
“Words, words, are no fun, something something something something.”
– Ian Strickman
Paraphrased
Jenny: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Jenny: Orange.
Me: No, it's Russel!
Jenny: No, finish the joke! Orange!
Me: Orange who?
Jenny: No, it's Russel!
Me: Weekend! Not stay up until 2 AM! Sleep good!
Tom: Stay up until 2 AM and get up at 2 PM!