- Me: Max hasn't updated Fohku in...
- Max: A couple months... well, more like half a year.
- Laura: Um...
- Max: A couple as in six.
- Me: Two and six generally aren't the same number.
- Alex: Wait, would that be like a love hexagon?
- Laura: That would be a love n-gon.
- Me: Um, I think it's called an orgy.