So a perl hacker walks into a bar...

And says, "avwøeb!%*#@!*!e uiaweßvh wa>?bi uœw∫bu ®v!@Ω#¬*ƒ%!"
  • Me: Max hasn't updated Fohku in...
  • Max: A couple months... well, more like half a year.
  • Laura: Um...
  • Max: A couple as in six.
  • Me: Two and six generally aren't the same number.
  • Alex: Wait, would that be like a love hexagon?
  • Laura: That would be a love n-gon.
  • Me: Um, I think it's called an orgy.