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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>And says, “avwøeb!%*#@!*!e uiaweßvh wa&gt;?bi uœw∫bu ®v!@Ω#¬*ƒ%!”</description><title>So a perl hacker walks into a bar...</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @mkbehr)</generator><link>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Revere my Cave Story deftness of unsound mind!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/1767879_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Revere my Cave Story deftness of unsound mind!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/1767879</link><guid>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/1767879</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 20:51:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"The thing you have to understand about Boston is that it was designed for defense against invasion..."</title><description>“The thing you have to understand about Boston is that it was designed for defense against invasion by land.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;iabervon, on the xkcd forums&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/1450543</link><guid>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/1450543</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 14:01:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>From here (by jkenning);  Some rights reserved.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/1323286_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;From &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jkenning/464845773/in//set-72157600078099414"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; (by jkenning);  &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.0/"&gt;Some rights reserved&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/1323286</link><guid>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/1323286</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 18:30:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Mea suspendo currus congri plena est.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hovercraft.htm"&gt;Mea suspendo currus congri plena est.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/1303530</link><guid>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/1303530</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:22:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"How bad is that sculpture, anyway? Is it the marble equivalent of Vogon Poetry?"</title><description>“How bad is that sculpture, anyway? Is it the marble equivalent of Vogon Poetry?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=mtgcom/daily/tf30"&gt;The Ferrett&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/983573</link><guid>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/983573</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 00:10:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"(*(&amp;main+1))();"</title><description>“(*(&amp;main+1))();”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://cwealth.pbwiki.com/AlexGrant"&gt;Alex Grant&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/926010</link><guid>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/926010</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 22:10:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Viking</title><description>Kate: I feel proud of myself. I viked tonight.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Yay!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: "Vike" is a great verb.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Kate: it really is, isn't it? I told my dad that I was going to go vike, and he asked "so are you going to trade amber in the Baltic? or join as a mercenary in Constantinople? or just pillage and burn a Northumbrian monastery?"</description><link>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/882173</link><guid>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/882173</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 22:26:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>…and RMS now has a katana. *waits for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/882147_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;…and RMS now has a katana. *waits for &lt;a href="http://xkcd.com/c225.html"&gt;http://xkcd.com/c225.html&lt;/a&gt; to happen*&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/882147</link><guid>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/882147</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 22:25:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Me: Max hasn't updated Fohku in...&#13;</title><description>Me: Max hasn't updated Fohku in...&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Max: A couple months... well, more like half a year.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Laura: Um...&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Max: A couple as in six.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Two and six generally aren't the same number.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Alex: Wait, would that be like a love hexagon?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Laura: That would be a love n-gon.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Um, I think it's called an orgy.</description><link>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/875299</link><guid>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/875299</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 16:43:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Words, words, are no fun, something something something something."</title><description>“Words, words, are no fun, something something something something.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://cwealth.pbwiki.com/IanStrickman"&gt;Ian Strickman&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/875159</link><guid>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/875159</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 16:37:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Paraphrased</title><description>Jenny: Knock knock.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Who's there?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jenny: Orange.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: No, it's Russel!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jenny: No, finish the joke! Orange!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Orange who?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Jenny: No, it's Russel!</description><link>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/852447</link><guid>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/852447</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 00:55:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Me: Weekend! Not stay up until 2 AM! Sleep good!&#13;</title><description>Me: Weekend! Not stay up until 2 AM! Sleep good!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Tom: Stay up until 2 AM and get up at 2 PM!</description><link>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/852281</link><guid>http://mkbehr.tumblr.com/post/852281</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 00:46:46 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
